Finally prove what your mother always knew.
5 certificate types. All uniquely generated. All officially meaningless.
“Finally prove what your mother always knew”
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“Official proof your charm is scientifically unmeasurable”
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“Show this on the first date. Trust.”
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“Manifestation is real and this is the proof”
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“Legally and emotionally unassociated. Fully in villain era.”
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Absolutely. By the International Bureau of Human Intelligence Standards, the Global Council of Non-Stupidity, and your mother (pending verification).
We strongly encourage it. Nothing says 'hire me' like official certification that you are, in fact, not stupid.
The certificate covers that. It says 'NOT STUPID' right there. That's legally binding in at least 3 made-up countries.
Excellent gift idea. Perfect for that friend who just made a questionable life decision. You know the one.
Real quotes from real people*
“I framed it next to my actual degree. My parents finally stopped crying.”
“My boss hasn't questioned a single decision since I put this on my desk.”
“I bought the Galaxy Brain tier. I now speak at conferences. I have no idea why they keep inviting me back.”
“HR asked if this was real. I said yes. I got promoted.”
“My IQ didn't change but my confidence absolutely did. 12/10 would certify again.”
*Verified by our verification department (us)
The longer you wait, the longer you remain uncertified. Don't be that person.
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